Monday, June 25, 2012

[25-06-2012] Louschef in Conversation – Hilarious Chat – Transformation


by ADMIN on JUNE 25, 2012


Nino Candra  The bitter gourd challenge starts today. Deus placuerit auxilium me. Kyaaaa….





Francesca Poon Twisting the destiny wheels around or in chinese 逆转乾坤 ni zhuan qian kun

Nino Candra I’m progressing… i was able to eat the boiled one without holding my breath today lol. You’re correct ne.

Francesca Poon thats the reason to cultivate diligently! Hehehe!

Francesca Poon I am madly or crazily correct most times!

Nino Candra Well i’m going to try manipulating it with eating banana at the same time hahaha.

Francesca Poon why learn if don’t know how to use? I thought u pick up some tips on transformation from me liao

the important point is in Guru’s speech today about the 5 senses n when you are out of this realm, all 5 senses, roots n …. all don’t exist

AH! O! didn’t pay close attention la. uno cativo!

Nino Candra  Yesternight i was googling whether it has the capsule version, but I’m out of luck, I have to face the dreadful taste alive ne

Nino Candra Ya, today’s sermon also discussed that aggregates.

Francesca Poon USAGE! is what I promised GM to share with all! Hahaha! ki day yo!

Nino Candra Watashi wa machimasu ne

Francesca Poon wakarani

Nino Candra ‎(i’ll be waiting). FA LAAAAAAA….

Francesca Poon Je ne comprend

choto mate ne

Nino Candra  Haik, maman. Iced milo with bitter gourd flavour will be coming your way?

Francesca Poon u know I add bitter gourd tea to my kway teow just now!!!

Nino Candra crazy @_@

Francesca Poon gracia. motto gracia.

Once must experience mah! Guru said we chinese always associated Eat n food into daily life!!! Hahaha!

Coming out from the toilet – sudah kenchang? Guru said should answer – It’s your turn now!!! Hehehe with pee n poo!!!

Nino Candra Eh what la, students in tw temple took ‘eating tofu’ when requesting moding from Guru, i was laughing hard.

Francesca Poon eat tofu means a man trying to get fresh. or get near to touch touch for kick or get high by touching la

it was a real informative, revealing, hilarious speech!!!:)

Nino Candra They didn’t realise ‘the man’ in front of them could sense their perversion LOL. I can’t believe that, but that did happen LOL.

Francesca Poon if guru said so!

Nino Candra Ei did you remember he told about the saint who brought the nude woman into the altar? That’s so true in every sense of training.

Francesca Poon I have scary memorising power!

Hey, give me an honest opinion on my take of the Dharma Wheel and my suggestion to the authorities

I will share how to create a Dharma wheel individually with all attendees of jakarta’s event. Thats an assignment!

Nino Candra Great and agreeable, but the on-the-spot demo of the prowess may create furor

Francesca Poon hahaha! Assignment means I have to! No matter what.

Hanseen Wang What’s a gourd? My dictionary says: bla bla bla not normally eaten bla bla bla…

Nino Candra Wang, if you lose in a gambling game, the punishment is to drink 1 litre of bitter gourd juice.

Francesca Poon its a vegetable, a fruit of a certain climbing plant. Fruit is bitter n so is the leaves.

Nino Candra I can take it as long as it isn’t cilantro leaves!

Francesca Poon What garbage!!! drinking bitter gourd juice is not a punishment! It’s a delicacy and a luxury!!!

Nino Candra Well thanks to you, I may need to tune my mindset into equaling bitter gourd juice to wine for sure.

Francesca Poon if one can truly draw upon and store Universal energy, he/she doesn’t have to hide from authority n the law! They can also protect their followers n not used the followers as human shields n they escape to safety! Like those that burnt themselves to death in protest for any religious leaders or course, don’t understand Buddha Dharma.

Francesca Poon Similarly, anyone trying to tap on Universal Energy or power, must possess the Secret key to Switch on this tap.

Francesca Poon They also must have special containers to store these Powers! Guru said the monk/priest succumbed to 2 big capacity containers!!!!

Francesca Poon Wine is nectar for the Divinities

Nino Candra  yes, the special container

Francesca Poon To build onto Guru’s joke. He placed a naked woman on the altar n cured his sexual desires or cravings. and he ascended upwards. Well, in medical science there is something called Sensitized response or conditioned response.

monk or priest can get used to this woman’s curves and after looking non-stop, he got free of his addition. Then another with better curves attracts his eyes, he dropped down yet again!!! Hehehe! The priest solution does not treat the Root of his problem

priest is susceptible to large capacity containers n just One woman not enuogh!

Nino Candra huahahaha… omg, so true in every sense! Another one with better curves does the trick. It’s hard to be a ‘true’ man.

Francesca Poon hahahahahaha….

Nino, u can teleport yourself to a paradise n visualizing sipping a long cool milo under the tree shade by the sea or a lovely pool ; lake’; where ever u prefer la

Francesca Poon Or u can switch on your personal portable cooling fan = dharmacakra, n laze at your choice paradise

Francesca Poon see how fun is cultivation n visualization???

Nino Candra Okey ne…. to the paradise of peacock king in the northern direction

Francesca Poon don’t leave home without your compass though, u might get lost n went the wrong direction! hehe



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